In case you haven’t heard, former Miami Dolphins running back, Ricky Williams, tested positive last month for Mary Jane. The news comes as Williams is applying for reinstatement into the NFL. In response, Williams issued this statement through his agent:
Due to the recent reports about me failing a drug test, I feel it is appropriate for me to issue this statement. Last month, following a psychological evaluation requested by the NFL, we — the psychiatrist and I — came to the realization that there were a few things I needed to iron out about myself in order to make my return to the NFL as successful as possible. I am an honest, God-fearing man who is intensely dedicated to being the best person I can be on and off the football field.
Well you better be a Goodell fearing man because that’s who you’ll have to iron things out with on the other side of this thing. And just to fill you in, Godfather Goodell isn’t having the best week. His shitty Friday included listening to Pacman and his lawyer blather on and on about Pacman controlling the rain and resisting hoe-tempatation. Not lookin’ good, dude. Hey, at least there’s always karaoke night at the rehab center with your boys.
Thanks to the guys at SeahawkBlue for the video.
