I graduated UF last year, and I have to admit I just didn’t feel inspired. But with my girlfriend and buddy Hanson graduating this year, maybe Matt Leinart can make their loins rattle with school spirit.
I think the Golden Boy from So Cal left some stuff out. Where is the part Leinart talks about heiresses who are an easy lay and knocking up your ex-girlfriend? We should all be so lucky to have a classy guy like Leinart giving us graduation advice. (The other person hasn’t even graduated high school and she has one arm! Oh, she lost it to a shark. Nevermind.)
American Eagle should not worry about graduates and just stick with this, this, and especially this. Remember, American Eagle underwear is best when crumpled on your girlfriend’s floor.
Posted by thesportingorange 
