Fox News is running a story today about a grandmother finding an unusual toy in her granddaughter’s Happy Meal at a McDonald’s a few days ago.
“I was pretty horrified really. The fact my granddaughter was going to look in the bag and find this thing. It would be difficult to explain, she’s only seven,” said Hutch.
Lucky I wasn’t the kid. Back when I was seven I would’ve assumed it was gum and ate the damn thing. Anyway, the obvious suspects in this case are The Hamburglar, Grimace, and Mr. McDonald’s himself, Marcus Vick. I’d almost put money on this being a miscommunication while Vick was being trained to work drive-thru.
Manager: Ok, Marcus..the first thing you have to do is take the customer’s order.
Marcus: True.
Manager: Next, when they pull up, collect the amount of money owed.
Marcus: Aight.
Manager: Once you’ve finished the transaction, hand the customer their drinks and food, making sure you place the proper condiments in the bag.
Marcus: Condoms, got it.
As realistic as the scenario seems it probably wasn’t Vick. That damn Grimace is extra creepy. Just look at him, all purple and triangular. If there was ever a McDonald’s character to force premature sex education on today’s youth, it’s Grimace.
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